oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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