How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im having a threesome with these popsicles
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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