Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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