good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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