oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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