Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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