i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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