I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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