on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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