How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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