so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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