is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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