My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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