Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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