let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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