I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I don't think brook has ever known best
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
