Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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