We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
