were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
babies were throwing up all over the place
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
