Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He better not be in your backpack
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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