question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
