I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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