At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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