well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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