You're so nebulous sometimes
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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