She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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