I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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