I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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