Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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