yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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