god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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