this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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