When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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