talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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