don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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