im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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