but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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