HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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