never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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