so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
