laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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