Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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