Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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