My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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