No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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