Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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