so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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