i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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