I think I died a long time ago.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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