he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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