your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do vagina's smell?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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