Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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