my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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