that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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