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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?

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Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.

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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me

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No promises.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.

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(347): View more from New York

Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?

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