I'm jealous of your bromance
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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