this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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